A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 14, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

What is it about this black, bitter, hot beverage that I love so much? And I do love my coffee! I am dead serious when I say that if it were up to me, I would only drink coffee. Come to think of it, it IS up to me, and I DO only drink coffee. I drink about 7 cups of coffee a day and only recently stopped making EVERY one of those with a double shot of espresso.

If you are worried about my health - don't. I have asked Google several times, "How much coffee is too much coffee?" and as it turns out - it's a lot! But really a lot. Like, you would probably die from drinking too many fluids before you would die from the caffeine. To give you another indication of my obsession with coffee, I once worked at a coffee shop, and during my shifts, I would munch away on roasted coffee beans like they were M&Ms. The owner was not happy.

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    ENJOY YOUR CARAMEL SKINNY VANILLA DE-CAFF FRAPPUCCINO, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! [00][ BITTER COFFEE
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    GrizFyrFyter1 102d My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if I didn't make it for her. I asked about it t once and her response was "it just taste better when you make it". Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
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    rax king @RaxKinglsDead i adore my coffee guy, i always get a large coffee and at first i'd walk in and he'd be like 'large coffee right?' but now he just does finger guns at me and goes 'LARGE!!!' and i'd be lying if i said that wasn't the best part of my day
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    Brion Vibber @brion@bikeshed.vibber.net • 1h my brain on coffee: "are horses just superpowered deer?" my brain on coffee and 20 minutes of wikipedia research: "horses are odd-toed ungulates, a distinct order from the even-toed ungulates which includes the common deer. whales, however, are even-toed ungulates so can be thought of as deer submarines"
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    ELEVEN Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett 1d this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 342 45.5K 250K 7-Eleven @7eleven - 3h Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 6 132 686 Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett Replying to @7eleven no way i'm not gonna narc on my buddy
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    jermy @wisewordswithjp oui oui yesterday i had little. croissant and too much coffee and so i had a ... how you say... panique attaque 600
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    Juozas Kaziukėnas @juokaz If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead. 11/16/17, 4:34 PM
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    When you pour a cup of coffee, sit down, put your feet up,and your kids appear like Here we are now, entertain us wyceoneword
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    IG:@jedimemes REVEILLE ALL PURPOSE GRIND GROUND COFFEE PAREMAKERS GUARANTEER QUALITY 100% PURE COFFEE NET WT 2 lb 1 oz (33 oz/935 g) HIGHER GROUNDS COFFEE DR CONGO MUUNGANO 12 02 HIGHER GROUNDS COFFEE
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    11 CAFEX Chrisman @chrismanfrank. 1d The value of a liberal arts degree just dropped even more. CAFEX 552 173,336 Chrisman @chrismanfrank 29K Ordered a coffee just to try it. Magical experience. The robot does little dances while you wait. 10:37 a.m.. 31 Aug. 21. Twitter for iPhone ...
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    glumshoe Someone I know accidentally added oregano to their coffee instead of cinnamon and had to carefully scoop it out with a spoon. This person is a fool and a disgrace and I have lost all respect for them. ofeidolon ...was it....was it you? glumshoe It was someone I know very well. The details do not matter. Source: glumshoe 1,036 notes A > D
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    DS Coffee Co. r XTRA SPICY Ghost Pepper MEDIUM ROAST COFFEE WECT WHOLE BEANS TRADE My dad has reached the point in adulthood where he doesn't read labels anymore Why didn't you WARN me ABOUT THE Spicy Coffee ?? -DAD
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    EXPERIMENTAL glawaiian C COFFEE ТАШІРШІТКІ
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    caitie delaney @caitiedelaney ... You can put whatever you want on a to-do list, there's no rules. I put "wake up" and "drink coffee" on mine, and, well... guess who already got two things done today... and it's not even 10am.... god I'm good
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    Regular me: anxious, stressed and tired Me with coffee: anxious, stressed and FAST
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    YOU HAD MEAT COFFEE
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    Matt Margolis @ItsMatts Law Me: *grabs another coffee* Stomach: stop Heart: stop Brain: yea five more
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    DOB SOCIAFIANT Tattoos My Sanity My 1 Plants Coffee best friend
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    Allison Reese (Grease-Shapiro) @reese_shapiro Happy 3 year anniversary to working in a coffee shop at 6AM and my first customer was this lady in a fox costume on her way to surprise chase her daughter, who was afraid of mascots, down the street in Chicago
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    Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach Scottish Twitter remains undefeated every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk" 5:52 AM 12/18/21 Twitter for Android
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    Me- "I'll drink this coffee which will keep me energetic for the day" Coffee- P Best i can do is anxiety
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    parker @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"
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    "Are you sure you want FIVE shots in your espresso?" have spoken."
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    Ryan Broderick → @broderick Follow Macron's face after trying Finnish coffee is my favorite kind of French despair 3:40 AM - 31 Aug 2018
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    mrlovenstein I BARELY SLEPT LAST NIGHT... EARLIER... GOOG WTF IS FIRE? SEARCH WHY? Suivi(e) I HAD IMPORTANT RESEARCH TO DO... @MRLOVENSTEIN FASCINATING COMIC SPONSORED BY SANDER DE GROOTE
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    miles bonsignore @milesbon I once made an iced mocha for Raven Simone. She took a sip, looked puzzled and asked if there was coffee in it. I responded that, yes, there was, and she kindly requested that I make her a chocolate milk instead. the thiccer man (1973) @alexept.... 2d Tell me about your mundane, low stakes celebrity encounters Show this thread
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    imgflip.com IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
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    "IT COULD BE DRUGS" I WHISPER TO MYSELF AS I ORDER FIVE NEW BAGS OF COFFEE WITH NO CUPBOARD SPACE AND A TIGHT BUDGET. imgflip.com "AT LEAST IT'S NOT DRUGS!"
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    I like my coffee how I like my Magic w I like my
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    The best part of waking up is...
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    I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.
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    hugo reinert @metaleptic new office neighbour has a very sensible office door policy. Dear visitor, In order to protect my concentration and sanity I have decided to implement a door policy: Door open: Very welcome to knock and come in, yes I would love to have a chat! Door closed: Please do not knock at my door or come in unless you have urgent business.* I am extremely easily distracted and I will talk to you until the end of time instead of writing my dissertation. Never: come in without knoc
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    avengersaccumulate: So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them 'Tony Stark. (I'm cool I know.) Anyway today when they called out my 'name' and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink. I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes. So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he l
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    DEATH BE BEFORE DECAF
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